COAST CITY – Recently, Coast City has been the victim of an infestation problem – the Spotted Lanternfly has been ‘spotted’ in multiple locations across the city and all over the region. If you are unfamiliar, the Spotted Lanternfly or Lantern Bug, originates from Asia typically and feeds on fruit trees causing billions of dollars of damage. Despite being linked to Asia as an origin, the Twisted Cape has it on good authority that they frequently follow Green Lantern energy a

Doctor Strange, the self-titled ‘Sorcerer Supreme,’ has placed his Greenwich Village mansion on the housing market.

NEW YORK CITY – Member of the Avengers, Thor Odinson, is being sued after an incident at a local gentlemen’s club. Witnesses say that while attending the bachelor party for Benjamin Grimm, aka The Thing of the Fantastic Four, the Asgardian was introduced to the concept of “making it rain” and “making it thunderstorm.” It seems like there was a classic case of misunderstanding and the God of Thunder took it as an homage and tribute to his specialty. One of the workers at the

With the start of the new term at Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters, we thought it would be nice if we caught up with some of the teachers in the school to see how things were going. We were obviously the most interested in reaching out to Scott Summers who in the past was teaching the so-called ‘B-Class’ of new students. When we sat down with him about the new students he wasted no time in continuing his tirade against the lot. “Well fuck,” he begins. “Another year, anot

Justice League member The Flash recently was caught up in a legal battle over an app that he created. The app, called ‘FlashTrip,’ was said to be a direct competitor to other ride-sharing apps on the market but with the added benefit of little wait times and insanely fast trips to your destination. Essentially The Flash, when not saving the city/planet/universe, would zip around to client’s locations, pick them up, and then speed them off to where they needed to go. This all

In a very disturbing development, Earth’s mightiest hero, Superman, is wanted for the murder of Lois Lane. “We heard the two laughing inside Ms. Lane’s apartment, and then we heard a huge boom and crash,” said Lane’s neighbor. Apparently, the two had been watching the Honeymooners, and Superman got carried away with his Gleason impression. Superman, currently in custody after turning himself in, had this to say: “I was just trying to fool around, but this one really got away

One Justice League pizza social went horribly wrong for one of its most prominent members, Batman. According to JLHQ, Batman had to leave the party early in order to tend to a situation in Gotham City where a citizen was threatening to jump off a building. “He said he had to help a woman, and then winked and smiled. It was weird because he had a bunch of green peppers and spinach in his teeth from the pizza. But I don’t know what that wink was about,” said Shazam. Of course,

A few months ago we met up with Scott Summers at Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters where he teaches the X-Men’s “B Class” of students. Returning to the school we were able to meet with Mr Summers again to see what the status of his position has been since our first meeting. “Awful,” he stated, “I had hoped that since then Xavier would have gained some sense and given this gig to someone else. But no, here I am continuing to teach these sub-par kids.” Despite being in the