Lantern Bug Outbreak has Unlikely Source
COAST CITY – Recently, Coast City has been the victim of an infestation problem – the Spotted Lanternfly has been ‘spotted’ in multiple...
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Doctor Strange Places the Sanctum Sanctorum on the Market
Doctor Strange, the self-titled ‘Sorcerer Supreme,’ has placed his Greenwich Village mansion on the housing market.
Thor Sued After Bachelor Party Incident
NEW YORK CITY – Member of the Avengers, Thor Odinson, is being sued after an incident at a local gentlemen’s club. Witnesses say that...
A New Term Begins for the X-Men’s ‘B-Class’
With the start of the new term at Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters, we thought it would be nice if we caught up with some of the...
The Flash Sued By Users of His New Ride Sharing App ‘FlashTrip’
Justice League member The Flash recently was caught up in a legal battle over an app that he created. The app, called ‘FlashTrip,’ was...
Superman Takes Honeymooners Too Seriously, Now Wanted for Murder
In a very disturbing development, Earth’s mightiest hero, Superman, is wanted for the murder of Lois Lane. “We heard the two laughing...
Batman Drops Falling Victim, "It was the pizza grease, I swear."
One Justice League pizza social went horribly wrong for one of its most prominent members, Batman. According to JLHQ, Batman had to leave...
Scott Summers Continues to Teach X-Men ‘B Class’
A few months ago we met up with Scott Summers at Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters where he teaches the X-Men’s “B Class” of...
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