Hell’s Kitchen Resident Witnesses Vigilante Run “Head-On” Into Phone Pole
“What was that guy, blind?” asked a Hell’s Kitchen resident just minutes after the incident. James Prewitt, 34, was left shocked and confused.
The TC was able to catch up with Prewitt, who had just witnessed a vigilante dressed in red “chasing an Asian hooker or something” who was said to be carrying the same weapons as the “blue Ninja-Turtle” but he wasn’t quite certain. Prewitt later confirmed that the vigilante was out cold for about ten minutes and said that he didn’t know what to do to help the unconscious man.
“I left a few dollars for him to get band-aids and maybe some orange slices”, Prewitt stated.
When asked if any more info could be provided, James provided a flyer for the Law Offices of Nelson & Murdock, stating “He just woke up, ran off, and this fell out his jumpsuit.”
As of now, there is no word as to whether or not the band aids or orange slices were purchased.