Tensions Continue to Rise in the Middle East


Tensions in the Middle East continue to escalate as the region is on the verge destabilization once again. This new round of tension arose in part thanks to the controversial appointments of key players in the Iraqi and Iranian governments.

The new leaders, who assumed power-

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