Batman Drops Falling Victim, "It was the pizza grease, I swear."
One Justice League pizza social went horribly wrong for one of its most prominent members, Batman. According to JLHQ, Batman had to leave the party early in order to tend to a situation in Gotham City where a citizen was threatening to jump off a building. “He said he had to help a woman, and then winked and smiled. It was weird because he had a bunch of green peppers and spinach in his teeth from the pizza. But I don’t know what that wink was about,” said Shazam. Of course,